i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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