yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
