Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Damn victory sex feels great
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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