Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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