I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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