can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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