their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm getting married
To pizza
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I want to fling myself into the sun
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
