Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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