six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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