I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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