Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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