Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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