whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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