I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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