sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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