if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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