i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It's Friday. Sex?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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