It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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