he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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