is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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