Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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