I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
