Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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