you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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