I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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