As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I did not marry a roomba.
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