You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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