There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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