PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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