Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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