I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I need to calm my uterus...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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