spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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