walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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