just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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