Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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