My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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