what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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