Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
how does that bad decision feel?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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