its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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