The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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