im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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