Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I want a musical about memes.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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