i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Randomize
