TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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