Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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