i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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