fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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