Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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