i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If I die, sorry about rent.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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