if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
my poor anus
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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