Sponge bath it is.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
